First Steve Irwin buys it, now another man has been attacked by a stingray. Can we expect a movie about killer stingrays in the near future? If so you saw it here first. Imagine the voice of the movie trailer announcer:
"'Jaws' chased you out of the water. Now 'Barbs' will keep you out! The sharks' gentle cousins are benign no more! Now they're out for blood."
"Coming soon to a theater near you: 'Barbs'. Rated R. Not recommended for children under 17 years of age."
Or maybe it'll be a cheesy made-for-TV flick airing constantly on TNT:
"See 'Barbs' over and over this Sunday, only on TNT. We know drama."
Who should play the adventurous animal show host that becomes the first victim? Any suggestions?
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