Top Ten Reasons the Niners Will Suck in 2008

In honor of Dave Letterman's nightly shtick, here are the top ten reasons the San Francisco 49ers are going to suck this year.

10. Their number one receiver is 14-year veteran Isaac Bruce.
9. Two words: Quarterback competition.
8. They lost to the Raiders in pre-season.
7. Special teams? Not so special.
6. Offensive coordinator Mike Martz.
5. Must blitz to pass rush.
4. They have eight (8!!!) play-off teams on their schedule.
3. John York is still running things
2. Nolan is the head coach

And the number one reason the San Francisco 49ers will suck in 2008:

1. Starting at quarterback: J.T. O'Sullivan!!!

It's going to be a long football season. Sigh.